How to annoy brothers (or others) Lesson 1
- breath really hard when they are concentrating on something. When they notice you stop, then when they forget about it you keep doing it
- dont let go of the remote
- ask if you can watch a really really important show on tv. when they agree, switch to the Telletubbies (and sing... that is extra)
- if they are reading a book, magazine or newspaper, try to read what they are reading, or read the back of it
- when having a conversation, say continuously "oh how cool" (or how uncool, depending on your mood)
- when watching tv, suddenly ask them: "did you hear that?" and pretend there is some strange noise around... do it continuously, when they look like they are ready to scream or punch you, start singing something pointing at your ear and say: did you hear that?
- tell them, after a discussion, that you will fart in their pillow, when they are not watching
- tell them out of the blue: what does it feel like, to be adopted
- say: oh your girlfriend looks like a hen... and then say something like: shes kinda cute like a chicken kinda... (i love this one)
- smile at them, look at them smiling and then say... "forget about it..."
i will continue sharing...
(hey take a look at my new blog pet FEROZ!!! how cool is he)
posted by aBitWicked at 11:35 AM
11 Comments:
Yes, Feroz is very cool. Congratulations!! :)
My brother and I use to do things to hassle each other a lot.
My preferred was that in the middle of the night, when he was sleeping, move ahead one hour to his radio morning alarm!! I LOOOOOOVE IT ! he always got up before time one hour and take a shower, get ready for school …….and in the minute he was downstairs in the kitchen, (we used to have a big clock) he realized he was one our ahead.....LOL the “FY” word was thunderous and lucid at 5 am in our neighborhood hahaha LOL
My brother and I use to do things to hassle each other a lot.
My preferred was that in the middle of the night, when he was sleeping, move ahead one hour to his radio morning alarm!! I LOOOOOOVE IT ! he always got up before time one hour and take a shower, get ready for school …….and in the minute he was downstairs in the kitchen, (we used to have a big clock) he realized he was one our ahead.....LOL the “FY” word was thunderous and lucid at 5 am in our neighborhood hahaha LOL
JEBO
Hahahaha, I loved this one.
How about staring endlessly at them when they're eating something they don't want to share with you.
hahaha... i love these!
i used to annoy my brother sooo much when we were kids... now he's bigger than me, i guess he takes his turn to annoy me :D
These can also be used on Sisters of which I have two. I also have two brothers but do not annoy them anymore as they are bigger than me ~grin~
I dropped by to tell you I finally added your link, and I read this and almost fell of my chair laughing. I have a lot of Brothers. I will have to try a few of these out.I have done the read what they are reading thing.It really bugs them out!LOL :P
:) AB
Hahahha!! annoy brothers... This post is really dangerous if my sister read it!! Some of this lessons could be aplply on me and... I don't like it!! Hahaha1! so good!! My sisters use to said me that I was addopted...
PD: Feroz is wonderfull!! Not so Feroz like his name but veru cute!!
Oh cool... a pet I won't be allergic to.
oh my god I laughed till I peed myself
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH! Im laughing my head off HAHHA!
I CANT EVEN BREATH PROPERLY
HHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Im gonna try some of these
THANX!
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