Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Racism

An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain isJewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it'sobvious by the silence that they don't get along.

After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters, "Idon't like Chinese."
The First Officer replies, "Oooooh, no likee Chinese? Why dat?"
"You bombed Pearl harbor. That's why I don't likeChinese."
"Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. ThatJapanese, not Chinese."
"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese...it doesn't matter,they're all alike."

Another thirty minutes of silence.
Finally the First Officer says, "No likee Jew."
"Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
"Jews sink Titanic."
"No, no. The Jews didn't sink theTitanic. It was an iceberg."
"Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, nomattah...all same".

8 Comments:

Blogger "Un-updated" Marko said...

Hahahah1!! Incredible!!! Unexpeccted ended!!! Wow!! I love this kind of jokes and if i can translate more or less nice I'll use so soon!!! Thnaks!!

9:28 AM  
Blogger eric said...

Thats a good one wicked...you gave me a smile (again)

11:45 AM  
Blogger LibĂ©lula said...

Hahahahahahahaa!!!!! I loved this!!!

8:08 PM  
Blogger Jon said...

That was awesome. Thanks for the laugh.

3:01 PM  
Blogger Ailyn said...

that was different

4:26 PM  
Blogger Pablillous said...

oh my god I am so embarassed to laugh...but I am.....ha ha

6:21 PM  
Anonymous 'ka said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA....
that's so freaking funny!!!!!!
hahahaha

may i steal it? :D

5:14 PM  
Blogger Mel said...

Funny!!! Love it, and I'll tell my Dad - he loves this sort of thing.

4:52 PM  

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